Some Silly Facts & My Comments. Equally So.
A Cat's jaw cannot move sideways. (Whoever tried to do that needs to be beaten to a pulp, and get his ears boxed. Ideally, he should flagellate himself)
In Vermont, the ratio of cows to people is 10:1. (In Mumbai, it's the opposite)
Crickets Hear Through Their Knees. (Does a mad inventor want to make a knearing-aid?)
A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won't. (Poor you, mule, poor you)
Pigs can become alchoholics. (Lonely booozers can now have some company. Don't eat them pigs. Become pals. If you eat pigs you will die of the Mad Pig disease. It's true)
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. (Could it ever be otherwise? Duh!)
Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete. (Any volunteer for a live demo?)
It only takes 7 lbs of pressure to rip off your ears. (Ye Gods, protect my purdy ears!)
One year, Elvis Presley paid 91 % of his annual income to the IRS. (EP, we can understand)
The heaviest dog on record is an Old English Mastiff named Zorba who weighed 343 pounds and measured 8 feet and 3 inches from nose to tail. (Jesus Christ, Zorba, Man, I mean Dog, no err Doggess, what a name! Why didn't you ever pay a visit to the Ogre in Jack and the Beanstalk? His delight would have known no bounds)
In Vermont, the ratio of cows to people is 10:1. (In Mumbai, it's the opposite)
Crickets Hear Through Their Knees. (Does a mad inventor want to make a knearing-aid?)
A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won't. (Poor you, mule, poor you)
Pigs can become alchoholics. (Lonely booozers can now have some company. Don't eat them pigs. Become pals. If you eat pigs you will die of the Mad Pig disease. It's true)
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. (Could it ever be otherwise? Duh!)
Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete. (Any volunteer for a live demo?)
It only takes 7 lbs of pressure to rip off your ears. (Ye Gods, protect my purdy ears!)
One year, Elvis Presley paid 91 % of his annual income to the IRS. (EP, we can understand)
The heaviest dog on record is an Old English Mastiff named Zorba who weighed 343 pounds and measured 8 feet and 3 inches from nose to tail. (Jesus Christ, Zorba, Man, I mean Dog, no err Doggess, what a name! Why didn't you ever pay a visit to the Ogre in Jack and the Beanstalk? His delight would have known no bounds)
posted by Renuka Rane at 12:16 AM
2 Comments:
wow Re.... that sure was funny!!!!! the olny thing funnier i can think of is Mr Jumpin Jack from IIT and the restroom case... good going!!!
Aha! Memories of that moron give me goosebumps... a classic example of the social bore
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