Biblical? Far From It

Church Mouse. Fat Mouse. You couldn’t locate a more superficial pair. The word is ‘hollowness’ –of sentiment. The pompous Fat Mouse always pampered the leccaculo Church Mouse. (Before you look up the thesaurus—it’s of Italian origin and means ‘arse-licker’. Tiresome, really.)

And then, predictably, Church Mouse stabbed Fat Mouse in the back. Sure taught him a lesson or two.

Hurrah!