The UR series…

Ursula: My new phone has a wonderfully relaxing alarm tone unlike yours that literally shocks you out of your sleep.

Rebecca: Ok. Let’s hear it.

(Soft lilting notes play in the background as Ursula gives a demo)

Rebecca: Doll, this is more like a lullaby than an alarm!

Ursula: How rude!

Rebecca: No wonder it never wakes you up!